FYI: if cuddling was the best part, he didn't do it right.

I want to know which asshole took a good long look around the parking lot and decided that my bright yellow SUV was the one car they absolutely HAD to steal. What is it about that damn thing? Is there some sign that we can't see that says 'PLEASE FUCK WITH THIS VEHICLE, IT'LL SUPER FUN'?

Is it more of a crime to steal a reincarnate artifact? Because if so, I'm reporting this shit to the Agency. I want my car back, damn it.

The great renovation project has begun. Meaning the inside of my house looks like someone was playing with dynamite in spots. I'm assured that the end result will be fantastic, but for now, it's a war zone.

Someone want to remind me why I thought this was a good idea?

It's about time I started using this thing again, now that I have friends on here begging for places to crash. That's a whole new level of desperate. Someone has to keep these people in line, and so far we're short the undersized sleuth who normally takes that job.

I'm Em, he's Logan. Together we are adorably snarky.

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